Improbable Gift Ideas

The Pop-Up Book of Phobias

by Gary Greenberg

A pop-up book for adults featuring immersive 3D renderings of common phobias: needles, clowns, spiders, heights. It jumps out at you. Intentionally.

Games You Can Play with Your Pussy

by Ira Alterman

A 1974 book about cat enrichment activities. Full title: 'Games You Can Play with Your Pussy (and Lots of Other Stuff Cat Owners Should Know)'. Every word intended innocently.

The Book of Unusual Knowledge

by Publications International Ltd.

512 pages of facts nobody asked for but everyone desperately needs. The ultimate gift for the person who already knows everything — or thinks they do.

Do You Want to Play With My Balls?

by Cifaldi Brothers

A children's book about a boy and his balls. His bouncy balls. His collection of balls. His balls that he wants to share with friends. You see where this is going.

How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack

by Chuck Sambuchino

A survival guide for the threat your neighbor's garden décor poses. Laugh now. Cry later — when the gnomes have surrounded the house.

Fifty Sheds of Grey

by C.T. Grey

An erotic parody set entirely in garden sheds. 'She asked me to take her from behind. I obliged, and opened the shed door for her.' A masterwork.